Jumat, 08 April 2011

Anyone Who Says Derrick Rose Isn't MVP Should Be Fisted By Wolverine


Seriously, I'm so sick of guys like John Hollinger, who by the by looks like a penis that needs a bit of manscaping, saying that Derrick Rose should not be MVP and guys like LeBron and Dwight should be. Um, blow me Hollinger. I've obviously seen Derrick Rose the past couple of years and he has been nasty, but nothing like what he has been this year. He torched the Celtics last night with 30 puntas and 8 assists. Countless times I saw him burn one of the fastest dudes on the plywood in Rajon Rondo. His crossover breaks ankles like Shawn Michaels breaks hearts. He's so shifty and quick, yet he's so strong, especially in the air. LeBron James, Hollinger? Even that dickhead said he shouldn't be MVP. I think it's because he's playing besides two other superstars... but I could be wrong. God America really is dumb when it can't even break down the meaning of a fuckin acronym. It's most valuable player, people.

Rose carried this team when they were Boozerless and without that rat fink, Joakhim Noah. Clearly LeBron should have won it last year because the Cavs this year can't beat the 4th grade rec ballers me and The Show coached back in the day buffet. Without Derrick Rose, this Bulls team would be in a place as dark as Luol Deng's skin (that fucked up?). And they'll be around for a while, they're super young. It hurts to admit as a Celts fan, but the baby bulls of a couple years back are no longer babies. These guys are good and well deserving of the 1 seed in the East. Does that mean I think the C's will lose to them in a playoff series? Fuck no. But it took 7 games a couple years back to get rid of them (sans KG), it'l probably be the same story this year if they play. Make no mistake about it, especially you Hollinger, Derrick Rose is the clear-cut mutha lovin MVP of the NBA. The only knock I have on Rose is that he looks like a Samurai warrior.

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