Ahh the Raiders never cease to amaze me. They drafted JaMarcus Russell who was more concerned about throwing back more sizzurp than he threw picks, which is probably a lethal amount of sizzurp if you think about it. They also have one of the craziest human beings on the planet running their organization in Al Davis. I mean calling Uncle Al a human being is a stretch in itself. And today it has surfaced that WR Louis Murphy was arrested for not having a prescription for his Viagra. You kiddin me Lou? You're 23 years old and you can't get your member aroused without medication? Pathetic. As much as I blast old Al for being a psycho and seeing his face slowly but surely fall off... I bet his old ass doesn't even use viagra. Just slays some bay area hooker and moves on to ridiculing his coaches and ruining his team.
There was no prescription on the bottle because Murphy tore it off saying "I did not want my girlfriend to know I had a prescription for it." Normally excuses athletes conjure up are complete bullshit. Like Clemens misremembered, or Raffi Palmeiro with his finger wave. Or that tennis player Richard Gasquet who didn't do cocaine, but rather he was sucking tongue with a girl who had done cocaine and that's how he got it in his system. No, no... see this excuse is definitely believable. No 23 year old NFL player wants to tell his boo: "hey baby, uhh you don't make my dick even wiggle so i'm gonna go ahead and grab some viagra like a 80 year old retired hag... and then we can rumble in the jungle." Can't wait til any CB in the NFL starts trash talking Lou on the field for having erectile dysfunction. Like imagine if Murphy was being covered by Antonio Cromartie. The analysis would be hilarious... "both guys are fast, both guys are physical... but i'm gonna give the edge to Cromartie here Jim because his dick works and we know that for a fact because of the thousands of children he's produced."
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