Jumat, 08 April 2011

The Masters' Without a Master


Golf needs Tiger Woods. Tiger used to make other professional players look like shit. He made golf interesting because if other people were being paid to to hit a ball and not be competitive then he really was doing something amazing and that my friends is entertainment. Lets look at other seemingly boring activities made interesting by a dominant party, competitive eating- cool when Kobayashi dominated, once Joey Chestnut proved others were competitive it became boring, magic- stupifying until you see too many magicians saw someone in half, and then it becomes retarded, short track speed skating- awesome when Apolo Anton Ohno weaves in and out and you know he is going to win, otherwise I am not even sure it exists. This is the level golf has reached without a dominant presence. We want to see players quiver when Tiger is trailing on Sunday and see him eagle a par 4. Individual sports or forms of entertainment are only cool if they have dominant personalities not boring as shit KPMG Phil who makes Punxsutawney Phil's coming out of hibernation act seem like a Lisa Lampanelli skit.





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